Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating adonkey and stopped him then what virtue would I beshowing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do weget on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking, potatoes costRs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is halfmad.
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